Misunderstood lyrics/JAYGLISH!

Everyone knows it can be a little hard to understand Jason at times, and there have been a lot of misheard lyrics, share yours! I'm compiling a list of them. I have found and heard myself so far, and discussed on twitter and skype recently, the underlined portion is the misheard part, and we love them it's just funny to see what people thought originally. =)

Broken: I may have lost my weiner

What did you think I said???

You're on their side?? What have you heard me say?
Bryce:I'm staying out of it.

Only one: This pudding you gave me is too much too carry, too much too bury inside

Halfway gone: You got one foot out the door, and choking on the oven

Fool: Cause I am comfortably dancing away this fear

Hanging by a moment: I'm running and I'm crashing where I go

Blind: After all this wine would you ever want to leave it

Quasimodo: Have you ever felt like you cigarettes givin you away, you're not alone

Days go by: Who broke your phone? What a way to learn

Someone else's song: Never been so horny, never felt so good (That would be the Jayglish =])

Make me over: Empty smile, naked ho

Am I ever gonna find out: All my life has been slipping through you house yeah

Only one: It's all shadow and stop healing

Better luck next time: Watch your weight until you come around

Take me away: I know I'm nothing on you but don't let me stay here alone
Empty space: Untangle everything, but don't let me stay here alone

Breathing: Finding my way back to seventeen again

Bridges: Pass the plane, I don't mind cause, We both lit the match upon the bridge

That's for saying I lost my weiner!

Better luck next time: Give me back all that I had to see

Fairytales and Castles: On and on the donkey goes

Crash and burn: I hope that I can get off the bus, I gotta change my pants

Learn you inside out: I wish you were my slave

Who we are: Driving through the knife

Quasimodo: You can't change me, you can't break necks

Sick cycle carousel: I tried to tame this mind

Make me over: Empty smile, make it hard

Just another name: Yesterday she was a little girl, but then she was created

Crash and burn: The ones I love I lost to make believe

Take me away: It keeps leading me to you

Sick cycle carousel: Trying to feed this

Spin: Than be alone with these thoughts I know

Whatever it takes: When I'm alone,we're feeling right

Cling and clatter: Train this puppy dog

Chapter one: Make some sense out of this madness with eternal light

If you have any you would like to share don't hesitate! Comment or email me at lifehousefanatic2011@gmail.com and I'll update the list! And Yeah, some of these don't make sense at all! Enjoy!

Until laterrrr

Lifehouse Fanatic 2011